Or a lot, if you’re in. I’ve seen you around. You’re in my house, right?
That’s a yes, by the way. Your dorm mate might not be pleased when the bottle’s empty, though.
Of course I’m in, considering I’ve needed a night like this for quite some time. Ah, I think I’ve seen you around too. You’re a seventh year, right?

Good. I’m sure she’ll get over it. And if she doesn’t, she should learn to hide her shit better.
I did just spend six hours studying the components of two new potions.
Then you definitely deserve a drink…or two. I jacked a bottle of firewhiskey from one of my dorm mates. Want one?

But you want to marry a bottle. At least the pillow had the shape of a human girl so.
And hi. Are you drunk?
You realize I was joking right? Good Godric, woman.

I’m a sober as a bird, how ‘bout you?
Well a few months ago a koren Muggle married a pillow so maybe it’s possible.
A pillow? Like…what the fuck. Fuckin’ muggles man…weirdoes. Hi.

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